My goodness…it seems I never make the time to get on here and blog anymore, but due to insomnia (a by-product of working as a bartender) here I am, giving all of you the fantastic opportunity to get another little piece of me. I really
should be in bed right now, considering I have class in less than 7 hours, and yet…something tells me that I need to write.
How are the kiddos? you may be wondering. Well, they are fantastic. Today was picture day, which started off at about 6:30 A.M. Emily (my brand new kindergartener), decided
that she was going to begin the day with an argument about what to wear for pictures.
Fan-fucking-tastic. I was still wiping the crust out of my eyes as she began to cry when I told her that she could absolutely not wear the 2 year old capri pants from a thrift store with a hole in the knees and a faded green and yellow flower print in combination with the same thrift store striped purple
and white .50 cent t-shirt.
Don’t get me wrong, I am all about letting your kids express themselves. She loves those pants. And if I think that
anything is cute, or nice, or pretty, or fun, it is her absolute rule that it is, in actuality, none of those things. I get it. It’s the mother-daughter dynamic. Trust me…if anyone gets fighting with your mother, it’s me. And I typically am pretty lenient about letting her express her own sense of
individuality. Picking my battles and all. But today was picture day. I want a cleaned-up-Emily picture. She seemed to think that picture day was about her, but whoaaaaaa….was she wrong. Picture day is for me to store you into my
memory as that 5 year old little girl with two missing front teeth. Damn it.
That was the beginning. After about 3 meltdowns trying to get her off to school I had to physically push my husband out of bed to take her there and then get his own ass to work. By this time I am exhausted. That’s what staying up until 3 in the morning playing Fruit Ninja will get me. Of course my
handsome baby boy is awake now, all strapped into his tennis shoes and batman underwear, ready to take on the world! If only Mommy had her batman underwear on…….
Needless to say, Ethan had a
fantastic morning watching PBS while Mommy dozed on the couch, only to be
awakened to my son feeling the size of his apparently amazing turdball through
his batman underwear. Now I’m awake. I sit up and command him into the
bathroom to finish off his newly begun underwear art project in peace. I look
around and realize that it’s going to be a long day. Especially since we’re out
of coffee. But even more especially since we are out of Bailey’s to go into the
coffee. Yup. Gonna be a long day.