Have you ever had one of those evenings where the inner fat girl grabs hold of you and just won’t let go? I did that last night. What did I eat? Well, suffice it to say that I got my grub on with a tub of frosting (not the whole thing, but enough to feel ashamed), some cheetos, and a box of heart healthy Quaker squares cereal. Ugh. And this morning I just feel guilty. This is what God is talking about when he says Gluttony and the seven deadly sins.
I am going to have to do 3 rounds of my workout today, which includes:
50 jumping jacks 5 pushups 20 sit ups 20 mountain climbers 30 second plank 7 burbees. total body.
Wish me luck. Although, I am on my second cup of coffee and I’m pretty sure I’ll be motivated very, very soon.
P.S. If you do this workout twice in a row when you first wake up your body won’t even know you did it until you feel extra sexy in your skinny jeans later.
One of my very close friends got me into that song and now I can’t get it out of my head! Although, I have to say, seeing that guy wiggle his junk is superb motivation for me to work out myself. Speaking of…my Insanity videos came in the mail and I’m able to do the fit test this morning. If you hear something about a fat chick who died while doing a work out…that was definitely me. But, the plan is to do it anyway. I don’t need to be rock hard or anything, but I wouldn’t mind dropping a few or 30 pounds.
No, but really…I’ll never be one of those teeny tiny girls that I wanted to be in high school, and that’s ok. I really just want to be healthy for my kids. And that means that I work out. Not every day…I’m not trying to win any medals or anything. Just enough to where I don’t start choking on my own swollen throat when I climb a flight of stairs. It’s a good thing. I’ll keep you informed on how the workout goes. I think I’m gonna be a big ol’ sweaty mess in about 15 minutes.