“Hey mom, can I have a dollar?”
Good lord. These kids are nickel, dime, and dollaring me to death! I certainly understand that there are times that a parent should pass out the fundage, but man, when there are no funds to be had, how do you explain to a 6 year old that, no, we’re not actually rich?
Times are tough. Money is tight. Everyone is trying to rub two dimes together and come up with a $20 bill. I, however, do not have these magical powers. I’m sitting here staring at a $1000 AllState bill, all because these fucktards couldn’t get their shit together and bill me correctly on a monthly basis. So now, I get to pay for their incompetence all in one chunk. Yea me!!!
I also have to pay a lovely $800 ER bill for when my son damn near knocked himself out the other night. I got one bill from the ER and another from the physician’s group, which would be fine, except we didn’t even see a damn physician. We saw an assistant. Fanfuckingtastic. We were in the waiting room for 4 hours and then we got seen for a total of 7 minutes. They took my son’s pulse and then billed me $162 for a pulmonary exam. WTF???
Pardon my foul language, but holy shitballs! Welcome to my life. I’m sure that some of your lives are reflective of the same problems. But, money comes and goes, usually going more than it comes, and life is not for the weak willed. This game is tough, and I’m just gonna have to suck it up cupcake and make some things happen.
Now….on to finding that money tree…..